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Friday, April 11, 2025

The "Genius" of Trump Seen Through Our Neighbor's Eyes

 


You ever tried to reason with a dog? It's not easy. You can explain that the dog is doing the wrong thing; you can show the dog charts and graphs. Odds are, the dog will just keep on being a dumb oil' dog.

In related news, on Wed­nes­day Don­ald Trump tried to crash the global eco­nomy with tar­iffs. It is hard to grasp just how his­tor­ic­ally, world al­ter­ingly stu­pid this is.

“There has cer­tainly been no piece of trade policy in my life­time that is at this level of stu­pid­ity, right?” said Rob Gillezeau, an assist­ant pro­fessor of eco­nomic ana­lysis and policy at the Uni­versity of Toronto. “It's not groun­ded in any­thing intel­li­gent. Like, they're kind of just like ignor­ing eco­nom­ics alto­gether.”

“I think I can obvi­ously come up with things that have happened in other coun­tries ( that are dumber),” says Joseph Stein­berg, an assist­ant pro­fessor of eco­nom­ics at the U of T who spe­cial­izes in inter­na­tional eco­nom­ics, includ­ing trade. “I mean, you know, the policy tra­ject­ory that North Korea chose after the Korean War.” He also men­tioned Argen­tina's self in­flic­ted eco­nomic crisis in the late 1800s that caused that nation to stag­nate for more than 100 years.

“I struggle to think of any­thing worse,” says Kevin Mil­ligan, the dir­ector of the school of eco­nom­ics at the Uni­versity of Brit­ish Columbia.

Oh, it's read the en­trails dumb, but let's try to spell it out: The White House announced tar­iffs because Trump thinks a trade defi­cit is a sub­sidy, which is like say­ing that if you buy a wheel­bar­row from Home Hard­ware, you are sub­sid­iz­ing Home Hard­ware. Trump said the Great Depres­sion never would have happened if the U. S. had stuck with tar­iff ­based policy, though the Smoot Haw­ley tar­iffs fam­ously helped worsen the Great Depres­sion.

“People have made com­par­is­ons to the Smoot Haw­ley tar­iffs, which were also bad, but this tar­iff jump is higher, and the  U.S. is three times as trade exposed now as they were in 1932,” says Mil­ligan.

“We have lots of bad eco­nomic policy in the world, but we've never seen any­thing this ama­teur or pur­posely destruct­ive at the national level from a G7 eco­nomy,” says Gillezeau. “I think that there are pretty reas­on­able odds they cast them­selves into another Great Depres­sion, right?”

Basic­ally, if Brexit was a form of eco­nomic sui­cide, Trump's tar­iffs are more of a semi r­an­dom murder ­sui­cide. Trump's func­tion­ar­ies appear to have copied and pas­ted a list of tar­iff tar­gets from the CIA Fact­book, which is how you wind up apply­ing tar­iffs to an unin­hab­ited island near Ant­arc­tica pop­u­lated by pen­guins, French ter­rit­or­ies which export small amounts of lob­ster and which are now tar­iffed at 99 per cent, and an island which only houses a U. K. and U. S. mil­it­ary base.

They appear to have cal­cu­lated the tar­iffs by tak­ing each nation's trade defi­cit and divid­ing it by the nation's exports to the United States, which isn't how any­thing works. When this was poin­ted out, a White House deputy press sec­ret­ary dis­puted that and offered a math­em­at­ical for­mula that had only added two Greek let­ters to a for­mula that, uh, divided the trade defi­cit by exports to the United States.

The mar­kets dove, infla­tion is pre­dicted to spike, global cur­ren­cies gained against the U. S. dol­lar — includ­ing the Cana­dian dol­lar — and reces­sion risk is rising fast. It's exactly what you would expect if you handed the world's biggest eco­nomy to the most dim­wit­ted cranks on Earth.

And it might be a glimpse of Canada's best hope. Some prom­in­ent Cana­dians seemed to think that since Canada wasn't given addi­tional tar­iffs Wed­nes­day, the tar­iff threat has passed and the talk of annex­a­tion is over. This is remark­ably vapid naiveté. Canada's pos­i­tion remains ter­ribly pre­cari­ous, jammed between Rus­sia and this ver­sion of the United States.

What these tar­iffs do show is the blunt ­force stu­pid­ity and mad­ness of Trump and MAGA could help Canada. It's also what makes mat­ters so pre­cari­ous, of course: Trump could send the mil­it­ary into Canada on a whim, for instance, without an appro­pri­ate fear of inter­na­tional con­dem­na­tion, or of the Cana­dian res­ist­ance involved.

But Trump's sheer back­wards over­reach offers an open­ing. Tar­iffs against the world — with the excep­tion of Rus­sia, North Korea, Cuba and Belarus — give other nations added incent­ive to build trade net­works with non Amer­ican mar­kets, Canada hope­fully included. The pop­u­lar res­ist­ance to the effects of this black hole of gawp­ing idiocy should also slow Trump: as Mil­ligan notes, one byproduct of tar­iffs on South­east­ern Asian coun­tries will be higher prices for cloth­ing and shoes, which will espe­cially impact lower ­in­come Amer­ic­ans. If Trump stays the course, a blinkered Amer­ican pub­lic might actu­ally real­ize what's hap­pen­ing.

“After the Smoot Haw­ley tar­iffs were enacted, the polit­ical parties that were in power and imple­men­ted those changes essen­tially lost power in the United States for an entire gen­er­a­tion after­wards,” says Stein­berg. “It does present an oppor­tun­ity for the rest of the world to do something dif­fer­ent.”

That's what Canada needs, all right. The United States is in its golden age of stu­pid. Now's our chance to be smart.

 

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